This Isn’t Precious It’s A XXX Spoof

When a chick grows up in the inner city, its often tough to enjoy any of the good life. Especially if shes a few pounds overweight, and has to watch those gorgeous sistas getting all the attention. Unless, of course, she uses her natural talents to get ahead, by giving some head! And fucking like a machine, plus a few carefully chosen hand jobs wont hurt either. Actually, the road out of urban blight is really a matter of which cocks she chooses to milk. And thats really precious.

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