Official Sex Rehab Parody

Dirty Ho’s! XXX Plowing! X-Rated Deals! Always Slutting Around! Filthy Fucking! Sexxxy Little Things! Jizz Sucking Sluts! What happens when a house full of porn star sex addicts are instructed NOT to fuck?. You guessed it – a whole lot of rule-breaking, sneaking around, ‘back-door’ action! Your favorite stars like Lexi Swallow, Charley Chase and Andy San Dimas are supposed to keep their pussies to themselves, but the way these sex-addicted sluts are going at it, the only therapy they’re getting is cock treatment! There ain’t a cold turkey in this bunch, but every hole gets stuffed! This fuck flick gives a whole new meaning to the ‘hard and fast’ rules of rehab!

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