This Isn’t On Golden Pond

Ahhh, getting away on summer vacation for a couple weeks makes an old fart like myself feel young again! And suddenly with all that free time, every girl at the lake starts looking hotter and hotter! Thats because they have the time to think about sucking big cocks and showing off their wet, waiting pussies! Its nearly impossible to ignore, so its time to get moving! I cant wait to dive deep into all that tight, young pussy!

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Delivery Times:

• Australia: Australia Post – US$7 flat fee – 2-5 business days
• United States: DHL – US$7 flat fee – 5-10 business days
• Europe: DHL – $9 flat fee – 7-15 business days

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