The Green Lantern is Gay: A XXX Parody

The Green Lantern is Gay: A XXX Parody

In brightest day, in blackest night, no man’s ass will escape my might!

Love and romance collide with evil as the cosmic battle between the Green Lanterns and the diabolical Penillax makes its way to earth! Test pilot Hal Hardon is the recipient of an alien Lantern’s mighty shaft and is chosen to become a Green Lantern for good; while his life-long friend Hector consumes a hot delivery man with the yellow power of pure lust. Can our hero save the Senator and his aide from their own heated passions? Can the Green Lantern defeat Penillax and win the heart and ass of his true love?

Shipping Information

Orders typically ship within 1 business day after payment clears. Ensure your address is correct—reshipping due to address errors will be at the customer’s expense.

Delivery Times:

• Australia: Australia Post – US$7 flat fee – 2-5 business days
• United States: DHL – US$7 flat fee – 5-10 business days
• Europe: DHL – $9 flat fee – 7-15 business days

Returns Policy

If your order arrives faulty, damaged, or incorrect, notify us within 48 hours via our contact form. Clearly describe the issue and include your order details.

We only accept returns for defective or incorrectly shipped products after inspection. Change-of-mind returns or exchanges are not accepted.